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Anonymous asked:

whats your thought process for making worthy straight white boy problems?? i thought you would have run out of ideas a while ago....

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my thought process is quite simple. i sit down at my computer, turn on some music and i spin around in my chair. then i stop and double take three times: one, two, three. then i jump out of my chair and pelvic thrust! then i remember the most important part. i stop on my right foot! now i gotta bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and this and that and this and that, and then…you have a golden nugget known as a straight white boy problem

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